I Have a Question Is it just me, or does Santa sound like a stalker? He knows when you are...

Lilmissassypants · 51-55, F

"Pedophile? That is an awfully big word for a 6 year old, Billy." Santa says

SW-User

At least he buys me presents

Bushmanoz · 56-60, M

So, anyone who puts in the time to know when you are sleeping and awake is a creepy old fart? wow, thanks..I really thought we had something special the way id brush your hair off your face as you slept..

PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T

I've always wanted to break into someones house at Christmas dressed as Santa and leave loads of weird porn under the tree 😝

bhatjc · 46-50, M

Their is a rapp battle you should watch with mrs. claus

SStarfish ·

You sound like a creepy old guy yourself imo

Snapcorn · 36-40, M

Don't forget he breaks into your home as well.

Thanos · 31-35, M

And raids your house too

SoulAsylum · 31-35, M

He's a little bastard.

JS1992 · 31-35, M

Haha! Right? 😁

SimplyxSnow · 31-35, F

😂