Who thinks i should be their Christmas present?

Do you require batteries?

Could I unwrap you under my tree?

I am certain it is me. Great news is it will be a we-gift. A hot tub and pampering are in your future if select this big strong lover. Cats and dogs are going to want you to be their present too.

Those presents seeking to be treated like a princess and a naughty princess need only apply. ❤️💚❤️ Surely you can’t refuse little me and scruffy me.

I don't think my wife would be happy about it

*Sells you on Ebay*

Sounds like a plan

😏

Sounds reasonable to me; just the unwrapping would be fun.

Meeeeeeee

Do you have a recipt ?

People will get the wrong idea 👀

How’s your wrapping?

Me i do

🙋🏼‍♂️

Me

My girlfriend may even let me keep you if you like horror movies and roller coasters and are willing to share in house cleaning. 😏

Do you have pretty feet?