So yesterday, myself and someone else played the Jaws board game...

And you didn't! It was the most intense board game I've ever played. And you haven't played it! The game is broken down into 2 acts. And you'll never experience it! Act 1 features the shark swimming around, eating people and avoiding detection. And you still didn't see it! The three iconic characters, Brody, Quint and Hooper, attempt to chase it down and attach barrels into it. And you didn't get to be there! Once that is done, or the shark eats the required number of people,the game proceeds to Act 2, aboard a sinking Orca. And you aren't on board! The shark will attack he boat, or any other player that is unfortunate enough to be stuck in the water when a section of the boat sinks. And you are safe because you won't be playing! Meanwhile, Hooper, Quint and Brody use their weapons or tools to kill the shark, if they can. And you don't get to! Yesterday's game led to a victory on my part against the shark, but only barely. And you didn't get to see it! Oh, and did I mention that the shark is player controlled? And you aren't! Overall, a most fantastic game which is very easy to learn, like yo' mama. The end!