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I have got this rash. What do you think it is?
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
@Ozymandiaz That's what she gets for dragging her butt across the carpet
@TheLordOfHell Kinky, she sounds like a keeper
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
@Ozymandiaz This one chick aint bad. Just loves an hour away.
Did I tell you about that time I... Oh, never mind, you're not a doctor...
caccoon · 36-40
Lemme tell u bout the time I got lice from Tiffany in first grade
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
@caccoon Yeah that breaks the ice every time! Or when milk comes from one nipple and blood from the other. My kinda girl!