If you go out in the ocean, you can die from sharks!

You can also die from a shark being eaten by a shark! You can also die from quicksand, so I avoid that shit too.

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If you stay on land, you can be hit by a car, van, bus or train - but that doesn't bother you.

There's a greater chance of a car hitting you than there is of you getting attacked by a shark.

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@HootyTheNightOwl What about a shark being eaten by a shark?

HootyTheNightOwl

@SpaceJesus Not unless the stress of seeing it gives you a heart attack, which I doubt would be very likely.

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