Can you imagine some drunk breaking into your home at 4am

Only to fix you the best bowl of mashed potatoes you've ever had. Then just like that, he vanishes off into the night...

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Elessar · 26-30, M

Idk about that but an ex junkie neighbor once rang everyone's doorbell at 3am because, and I quote, he "couldn't find his apartment"

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@Elessar Damn that sounds like a night from back in my party days

Elessar · 26-30, M

@SpaceJesus I ended up sleeping on the beach / shore (mostly for convenience / fanciness), but never as far as being unable to find where I live lol

Elessar · 26-30, M

@SW-User Trust me it was cool 😜

(not from that night, but same aesthetic lol)

Where do I find this drunk?

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@Notladylike Plenty right here in town!

LilPrincess · 46-50, F

Can this drunk Uber...i like mash potatoes

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@LilPrincess Haha he sure can

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