I have a confession...

I was moments away from deleting for good. But then, I thought to myself: My rants and ravings are the only concrete evidence of my existence. Well, for as long as the internet holds up. Gosh, how could I deprive the world of my loquaciousness? I want my image in Time's Square. I want my words to be in every English textbook from coast to coast. Exist, dammit! I command thee!