My poor nephew hahaha!
While playing Sea of Thieves, and me as captain...
Me: Ship approaching, ready the cannons on the port side!
Him: Which side is port?
Me: Left!
Him: *goes to right*
Me: Gasp!!!
*ship gets rammed and boarded*
Me: Ship approaching, ready the cannons on the port side!
Him: Which side is port?
Me: Left!
Him: *goes to right*
Me: Gasp!!!
*ship gets rammed and boarded*



