RAWWWWWRRR!!! I'm the monster in your closet, and I'm here to gobble you up, feet first!!!
Nah just kidding. But I am here to relate last night's dream! I was being chased through a giant mall by a giant. He let out a blood curdling scream each time I escaped him, and I was finding money everywhere, and people would toss me food. In the end, I was able to send the giant into a time paradox as a "mercy killing", but not before we made friends. Poor guy, that dream was a little too real, and I hope wherever this giant is, he has found peace :(