Have you had a midlife crisis yet?

And I mean that in the most respectful way possible. I don't know if I have had mine yet or not. I'm buying shit just for the sake of spending money, so I may be going through one. I don't feel old per say, but I do feel Father Time sneaking up on me, with a knife between his teeth.

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