The pirates...

The pirates would take one look at my face and say, "Arrrr!!! He's one of us!!" But then they'd realize that I have no chest hair, and I would be forced to walk the plank. If only there was a solution. I want to be a hairy chested pirate too! 😭

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JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell what do you think it was like to be An Adult in The 80s

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@JohnOinger I dunno. It was fun to be a kid back then. I'd like to go back in time and find out what it was like for an adult

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell Will I Do A Movie Called The 80s About The Adult Life In The 80s

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@JohnOinger You will, once you travel back in time and visit it! It will be a smash hit

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell Nice

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell Will I Travel Back in Time To 1989 Los Angeles To Work At A Video Rental Store

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell Will I have A,Thick Skin For A,Long Time Like Forever

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@JohnOinger Yep. Forever and ever, for as long as you exist

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@TheLordOfHell Nice