The pirates...

The pirates would take one look at my face and say, "Arrrr!!! He's one of us!!" But then they'd realize that I have no chest hair, and I would be forced to walk the plank. If only there was a solution. I want to be a hairy chested pirate too! 😭

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quitwhendone · M

My dad used to say drinking coffee would put hair on your chest. ☕

TheLordOfHell · 41-45

@quitwhendone Mine said the same thing. As much as I drink, you'd figure I'd look like Cousin It by now

quitwhendone · M

@TheLordOfHell I had to look that person up. Quite the hirsutist.