So this one time...

Me and William Shatner were at the local W&W. For those of you who do not know, that is a petrol station with a pool hall and a massive arcade in the back. I must have been 4. Mom and dad trusted Shatner, because they watched all his shows. So they let him take me out sometimes. Operation Wolf was a hot arcade game at the time, and Shatner was always playing it. When he wasnt doing that, he was bullshitting in the pool hall with Kenny Baker and Christopher Lee. One day, I noticed Shatner holding a beer. I had no idea what it was, so I asked for a sip. He refused, saying "This...is for....grownupsonly..." I felt defeated. But then, Mark Hamill walks in and buys a beer. I run up to him crying, which was a punishable offense, since I wasn't supposed to talk to strangers. Feeling sorry for me, he gives me a sip of beer. It was absolutely disgusting. But!!! That's when I got my first taste of beer. Shatner was pissed, and told my parents all about it. They grounded me from going to outer space, and that's why I never became an astronaut.