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One word? SPOUSE

I'd rather just be "wife," because I always imagine spouse puts weight on me.
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Ah! I see the problem!

It's not the LABEL,
it's the TABLE!

"spouse" puts no more weight upon you than being called "bookish", "a babe", "talented", etc.

It's not the SPOUSE,
it's the GROUSE!

Eating too much GROUSE can def. add weight!

People often mis-state the adage or mis-represent it.
😉🤣🤣🤣
katydidnt · 61-69, F
@SomeMichGuy The effects of overeating grouse can be mitigated by a healthy side of gorse.
LordBarbossa · 36-40, T
Partner for me, because that's what we are. Equal parts of dealing with life and whatnot. None better than the other. Simply equal parts.
Lilymoon · F
I've never used that term and neither has my "spouse" 😝
Gusman · 61-69, M
It is a rather strange word.
Like - Here is my spawn, my incubator, my trophy

Sorry, it is what spouse conjures up for me.
katydidnt · 61-69, F
@Gusman Haha, good ones. My first mental image is between a fat little mouse and a manatee, both of shapes into which I decline morphing.
Wife it is.

I will just call you wife. Lol
DrWatson · 70-79, M
We use husband and wife to refer to each other.
HiYou12 · 51-55, M
How about “woman”. 😂
katydidnt · 61-69, F
@HiYou12 lol - that dog won't fly!
HiYou12 · 51-55, M
@katydidnt no? “Where’s my dinner woman??”” Sounds kind of catchy! 🤪
katydidnt · 61-69, F
@HiYou12 So.... what's a "dinner woman?"

 
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