Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. When he finally...

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got into an accident and couldn't come to school. When he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed so hard. Once there was this girl who wouldn't go and change with the...

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Sidewinder · 36-40, M

🎶Once... There was this kid who... Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint, but when... He finally came back... He... Had... Cane marks all over his bottom... He said that it was from when the warden whacked it SO HARD! Once... there was this girl who... Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion, but when... She finally made it... She... Saw... Some other girl who was better... And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap... They got paid... For their soundbytes... And sold their... TV movie rights... And then... there was this guy who... Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener and when... He finally came to... He... Found... Little Mr. Happy was missing... He couldn't quite explain it, it had always been there...🎶