FYI joke:: The well dressed woman was on the bus the other day,
increasingly flustered by the conversation of the 2 guys seated in the seat before hers.
“Yeah so Emma came first. Then I came. Then two asses came together. “
“No way!!!!”
“Trust. Then I came, two asses again then I came again!”
“Whoahhhhh”
“Yeah. Then guess what? Next was a couple pees. Then I came again!!”
The woman couldn’t take it anymore. She stood up in a huff to disembark, but before stepping off the bus she looked the two young guys sternly in the eye and said, “ Young men, that is not a conversation to have in public. Vulgarities belong in the bar!”
The two properly chastised young men look at each other confusedly. “Did we spell Mississippi wrong?”
“Yeah so Emma came first. Then I came. Then two asses came together. “
“No way!!!!”
“Trust. Then I came, two asses again then I came again!”
“Whoahhhhh”
“Yeah. Then guess what? Next was a couple pees. Then I came again!!”
The woman couldn’t take it anymore. She stood up in a huff to disembark, but before stepping off the bus she looked the two young guys sternly in the eye and said, “ Young men, that is not a conversation to have in public. Vulgarities belong in the bar!”
The two properly chastised young men look at each other confusedly. “Did we spell Mississippi wrong?”
