0. Yes.
1. Got up. Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head. Then drove into the office, where I'm still the first person in even when I'm 15 minutes late, and march down my task list and emails to do whatever needs done. And spend too much time here. Go home. There will probably be yard work involved (fucking spring). Dinner. Play games with the wife. Go to bed. Read to the wife. (She likes to go to sleep with me reading to her.) Go to sleep.
2. Humor. Intelligence. Empathy. Geekiness.
3. I don't think there's much of anything that would surprise people at this point.