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Because I'm bored, let's have a fun mental exercise

So, I love my two cats, but they do [i]NOT[/i] love each other, so we keep them at opposite ends of the house, with the kitchen door being the barrier. Sometimes, Layla sneaks into the kitchen, and sometimes Hairy is in there, and they go at it, and I have to stop them. But what if instead, I were to allow...


[big][b]The Contestants:[/b][/big]

[b]Aliases:[/b] Lord Fuzzy, Fluffy Boi, Snugglepurr
[b]Age:[/b] 6
[b]Weight:[/b] 12 lbs
[b]Advantages:[/b] Spent two years of his life as an alley cat in Nevada. Held his own against all kinds of urban wildlife.
[b]Disadvantages:[/b] Too chill to start a fight.


[b]Aliases:[/b] Pretty Kitty, Sassypants, Lady Layla
[b]Age:[/b] Unknown
[b]Weight:[/b] 8 pounds soaking wet
[b]Advantages:[/b] Instigates most confrontations with Hairy; never backs down.
[b]Disadvantages:[/b] Lifelong housecat, less muscle mass.

[big][i][b][c=BF0000]Who will win?[/c][/b][/i][/big]

DISCLAIMER: I am never going to let my cats fight just to settle this, so any answers would be pure speculation.
BlueVeins · 22-25
My cats fight a lot, but thankfully they don't use their claws or anything.

Prince Hairy sounds way tougher to me. Easy win.
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
Princess Layla all the way!
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
Either way, it will be a Cataclysmic Catastrophe ending up with forlorn felines feeling fowl:)
MrsBarbossa · 36-40
You should rename "Princess Layla" "princess Harriet"
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@MrsBarbossa We didn't want to confuse her. Her previous human named her Lola, and we didn't want to keep that, but we wanted her to know we were talking to her. So it became Layla.

I still don't know why somebody would name a Himalayan cat something as banal as Lola.
MrsBarbossa · 36-40
@LordShadowfire it shouød be against the law!

However, if kitty is ok with it, I suppose I can be too
lonelyandyb · 36-40, M
Prince.from what you say it sounds like he has street smarts and experience.
I like to support the undercat so I’m going for Prince
Thandeka · 31-35, F
I think Princess Layla would win. Settle this once and for all 😄.
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Layla. She looks like she wants it more.
MethDozer · M
Princess Layla looks like she has the spirit it takes to win. Harry just doesn't have it in him to take the lumps to get there.

 
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