Lemme pinch you 🤏

I feel like I was at least partially asleep when I posted this

Of course ☺️

No! 😤

Not the pinchers! 😳

Okay, but gently. I have sensitive skin.

A bit early, but i am wearing my green!

Be quick

If you're looking to 'pinch an inch' you'll be getting a lot more than you bargained for...

Ouch!

Pitch me where?

Not with those fraking claws you`re sporting.

I pinch back … no