Some silliness

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!
Why are vampires so easy to fool? Because they're suckers!
What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!
Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll unravel!
What do you call a monster who loves dancing? The Boogieman!
Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had a great circulation!
What is a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream!