I went clubbing last night and don't remember much

I'm very hungover and just ate a bunch of taco bell. I remember falling down the stairs thanks to wet boots that really hurt and I have a massive bruise as a result. I remember being in the restroom laughing and flapping the stall door around wildly. I don't remember much else. According to others I went with I got really loud and obnoxious towards the end of the night. I don't even remember getting into bed. Pillowcases are a mess smeared with makeup.

Anyways who wants to go to the goth club with me?