Let's just say I'm your new neighbor and I brought over a thousand cats that likes to spray all over your property

And then I was digging up dirt in my backyard and tossing dirt over your fence along with weeds.

I steal your plants and set them all in my backyard.

And then my dog likes to plss at your car to make it his property and then steals your car to rob a bank.

You watch the news report about your car gotten pulled over by a bunch of cops and you saw my dog coming out of your car.

I knocked on you door. You open the door and you see me offering you fresh baked pie.


What would you do?