Wut? O.o

Just now, when i was trying to impress my crush dear

2008, I tried a jump with my dirt bike, it didn’t go well lol

When my son was about 10 got him a mini bike. When he was at school i rode it. I went too fast around a corner and so i braked and i flew off it. Thankfully landed in grass

When I went pee.

its always out..
i walk backwards trawling for weirdos

31-35 years ago.

wiped what out?

I don't have anything to whip out.