If I say “goodnight” and you reply with “gn” I hope you never wake up actually

YOUUUU YOUUUUUU

this 90 year old lady insisted i sleep with her once (not in a weird way tho it was still weird) then she prayed "now i lay me down to sleep i pray the lord my soul to keep, and if i die before i wake i pray the lord my soul to take" and im thinking omg no 😅 ay i don't wanna wake up next to a soulless body lol

lemme see if that works.... "gn"

Fair enough.

Might as well reply with 👍

Gurl they're probably tired 😆

You've been saving these shitposts up for a couple of years I see

🤦