I hate being 5'7. I got screwed in the height department

I'm also 5'7. It's not much of an issue, no back pain problems is nice.

Why?

That's where the money, muscle and swag departments come in?

Or you can just do what I do, and randomly manifest one trainwreck relationship after the other until my dwindling sanity makes me wish for banishment into the Eldritch realms to stop the internal screaming.

It's confidence, not height