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Did you know this about Corn Flakes?

It was made to discourage "self loving"



The man credited for inventing it, and his brothwr, were leadersof an extremely religious group who thought even married relations were sinful.


One of them accidentally "ruined" their corn one day, and they decided to let it dry so see if it was still useable.

The dried up flattened corn was so bland, they figured it would keep people full without the risk of excitement.

It was the perfect breakfast to keep people from sinning.
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FreddieUK · 70-79, M
John H Kellog had a particular bee in his bonnet about this and myriad other 'normal' human activities. His other 'cure' for masturbation was circumcision. Personally I've always preferred the breakfast cereal as an option. The dosage, though, seems to be high. So far it's been a daily bowl full for 70 years and still hasn't kicked in.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@FreddieUK

I thought you had been taking lessons, but never
were able to pass the exams. 🤔
SpudMuffin · 61-69, M
Didn't work for me. Should I ask for my money back?
TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T
@SpudMuffin Worth a try
SpudMuffin · 61-69, M
@TheRealBarbossa I will send the evidence to Kelloggs.
dirge · M
yeah, they had a big presence in battle creek mi
faery · F
I think they underestimated the power of a horndog
TexChik · F
Clearly fanatics without reason. Our species would have perished long ago without "relations".

 
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