What's the clumsiest way you ever injured yourself?

There have been many occasions for me but I once fell over a shoe I had just take off and face planted into the shoe rack.

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TexChik · F

I was feeding the chickens and gathering eggs one morning when I was 13, and the rooster got after me. I was wearing a night gown and tennis shoes, and in the dark, he was tearing me up. I turned to run and ...stepped on a rake that had fallen over...and smack.

tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F

@TexChik did the rake hit you in the face? Ouch!

Adogslife · 61-69, M

@TexChik Ouch!

TexChik · F

@tallpowerhouseblonde Oh yes. I came back dressed with an axe handle and a flashlight. The rooster has been missing ever since.