What's the clumsiest way you ever injured yourself?
There have been many occasions for me but I once fell over a shoe I had just take off and face planted into the shoe rack.
41-45, F
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OogieBoogie · F
Gosh.... which one to pick🤔
Trying to do that one handed leap over a wall and catching my foot on it - bloody nose from faceplanting said wall
Doing dizzy wizzies with my eyes closed and falling into a jagged stone wall....that one was bloody, split my lip open... still have the scar.
Trying to stop my dog on a downhill gravel path with only a short lead and she was a great Dane....i fell...took so much skin off my jeans were shredded.
My white sneaker was red and squishy by the time i got back to the car.
Wept plasma for a week - had to sleep on tje couch with my leg hanging out or the sheets would stick to me and rip it open.
Got home drunk one night and made myself a coffee in the microwave.... was in for too long.
I took the cup out and when i put a spoon in it to stir it....it excited all the overheated molecules and above boiling point water frothed over my hand.
The skin just peeled off under the cold tap.
I can keep going....im a clutze🙄
Trying to do that one handed leap over a wall and catching my foot on it - bloody nose from faceplanting said wall
Doing dizzy wizzies with my eyes closed and falling into a jagged stone wall....that one was bloody, split my lip open... still have the scar.
Trying to stop my dog on a downhill gravel path with only a short lead and she was a great Dane....i fell...took so much skin off my jeans were shredded.
My white sneaker was red and squishy by the time i got back to the car.
Wept plasma for a week - had to sleep on tje couch with my leg hanging out or the sheets would stick to me and rip it open.
Got home drunk one night and made myself a coffee in the microwave.... was in for too long.
I took the cup out and when i put a spoon in it to stir it....it excited all the overheated molecules and above boiling point water frothed over my hand.
The skin just peeled off under the cold tap.
I can keep going....im a clutze🙄
mangomonkey · 41-45, F
@OogieBoogie oh my! I feel like we are the same person!! 😂
OogieBoogie · F
@mangomonkey 😂... thank fuck it's not only me 🤪
I did a beauty a few months back.
Irs easier if i just give you the link....it was like a whole complete series in one day 😄
https://similarworlds.com/live-podcast-vlog/vlogs/things-i-thunk-about-thinking-n-stuffs/5372929-My-Saturday-so-far-Today-I-had-a-lovely-brunch-with-the
I did a beauty a few months back.
Irs easier if i just give you the link....it was like a whole complete series in one day 😄
https://similarworlds.com/live-podcast-vlog/vlogs/things-i-thunk-about-thinking-n-stuffs/5372929-My-Saturday-so-far-Today-I-had-a-lovely-brunch-with-the
mangomonkey · 41-45, F
@OogieBoogie oh i really do feel you!! I've been aiming to get into bed for the last hour or so but I've had to change my pj's twice! First time is because I was filling up a liquid soap dispenser but sort of forgot I was and ended up pouring the soap down my leg. I then turned to go get changed and slipped on the soap (fortunately just a slightly tender bum now and no other injury!)
Then got changed but forgot I made a cup of peppermint tea that I sensibly put on the stairs!??!! so tripped and ended up with that over me!
Now I have clean pjs on and smell like liquid soap and peppermint tea! 😂
Then got changed but forgot I made a cup of peppermint tea that I sensibly put on the stairs!??!! so tripped and ended up with that over me!
Now I have clean pjs on and smell like liquid soap and peppermint tea! 😂
OogieBoogie · F
mangomonkey · 41-45, F
@OogieBoogie you've definitely made me feel like I'm not the only clumsy wally around!
