My stove just body shamed me..

I was resting my butt against it while looking for my next snack, then heard a loud beep and saw this message:

It's telling me my butt's too big isn't it? 😡

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

That`s short for volume

TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T

@Degbeme exactly. My butt is so big the stove has to scream "volume" whenever I accidentally touch it with my butt

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@TheRealBarbossa Probably some Viking word for booty.

TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T

@Degbeme it is not, sadly. The viking word is the same one as we currently use: Rumpe/ræv

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@TheRealBarbossa They invented it!

TheRealBarbossa · 36-40, T

@Degbeme probably.

Good news dad: I am adequately moisturised!