If you're not camera shy and one got close to your face what would you maybe say or do to the lens to maybe "express" that in a way?

@swirlie Literally or just pretend?

@royalblue1193
Oh, literally.. and preferably after eating chocolate ice cream.

@swirlie Would you maybe say anything right before doing it?

@royalblue1193
Yes, I would mouth my telephone number as I looked straight into the camera.

@swirlie Awesome so many questions but i wont bug you

@royalblue1193
...but I would attempt to lick the lens clean with my tongue after I had a swig from my bottle of water, because it would only be the right thing to do.

@swirlie Just a quick tip tongue one or something more?

@royalblue1193
Oh no, it's never quick, it's more like the same tongue action routine I'd typically use after performing oral sex on an un-circumcised friend of mine, which requires special attention compared to circumcised.

@swirlie would you more likely wait for it to come close or walk up boldly to it?

@royalblue1193
I tend to be a touchy-feely sort of person, so if I saw the camera pointing straight at me, I'd most likely walk over to it and touch it or the cameraman in some benign fashion.

@swirlie Hope you don't mind these questions your answers are great

@royalblue1193
No, I don't mind at all. I figured you wouldn't ask if you didn't want an answer, so here I am at your service!

@swirlie Would you hold it still from the sides?

@royalblue1193
Sure, if the cameraman wasn't holding it still for me!

@swirlie Nice and daring

@royalblue1193
I do tend to push the envelope at times, I will admit!

@swirlie Thank you

@royalblue1193
Anytime!