Have you ever..

farted so loudly in your sleep you not only woke yourself up, but also woke up the practically deaf old woman in the appartment below?

Yeah... Me neither...

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Adrift · 61-69, F

My dog did once.
He sat up all groggy and confused, looked down at his butt and then looked at me like I had something to do with it.

LordBarbossa · 36-40, T

@Adrift Well, it was clearly your fault for not burping the fur baby after it ate.