Have you ever..

farted so loudly in your sleep you not only woke yourself up, but also woke up the practically deaf old woman in the appartment below?

Yeah... Me neither...

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

No but I have woken me and the wife.

LordBarbossa · 36-40, T

@Degbeme you're practically deaf, so that counts

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@LordBarbossa Nothing wrong with my hearing

LordBarbossa · 36-40, T

@Degbeme sure... You just can't hear it when people tell you you're deaf, old man 😇

Adrift · 61-69, F

@LordBarbossa I must be loosing mine too.
Cause sometimes I think they aren't as loud as people say they are.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@LordBarbossa