Can Donald Trump get Putin and Zelenskyy to stop fighting?

Trump: "I think Putin really wants peace."

Putin: *Bombs Ukraine*

Trump: "I think there's really a chance for a ceasefire this time."

Putin: *Bombs Ukraine*

Trump: "I'm the ultimate deal maker, I can get this done."

Putin: *Bombs Ukraine*

Trump: "Putin, STOP!"

Putin: *Bombs Ukraine*

Trump: "Okay you can come to Alaska and Zelensky isn't invited!"

Putin: *Bombs Ukraine*

Trump: "Okay guys this is harder than I thought."

Putin: *Bombs Ukraine even more*

He'd probably offer him New Mexico to stop the war.

Can he tie his own shoelaces?

In his own bozo mind 🤡

No