Which of these never happened to me?

Poll - Total Votes: 9

Stabbed my gums with lasagna

Sneezing on my glasses while wearing them

Stabbed myself in the back twice in one day

Rolled my eyes so hard I sneezed

Stubbed my toe and yelled out "bubblewrap" in english (I'm Norwegian and was home alone at the time)

Broke my collar bone when jumping in bed

Got a panic attack at work because of a bad haircut

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