The fortune cookie says…

I just opened the cookie and saw this. Oh boy.

But wait, it is spring now. 🤔

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itsok · 31-35, F

I got a fortune cookie once that said “you will have an enchanting evening during the next full moon”

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soar2newhighs

@itsok That sounds like a few lines from the 1935 movie “ Werewolf of London”…the full moon, enchanted etc.,.

itsok · 31-35, F

@soar2newhighs I ended up going to dinner and seeing a movie, so no werewolves 😁

soar2newhighs

@itsok Well if you’re ever in the mood to watch a classic Universal Studios movie, that one is it.
Sounds like you had a good fortune!

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Fortunes have been weird lately.

sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M

For some good laughs just add "in bed" to the end of the fortune

SpiritSkye

Throw it out and tell the universe " NOW".
:)

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Advice was often put in fortune cookies. Not just predictions.

Simulation · 31-35New

@DeWayfarer I read online that about 22.5% of the fortunes were predictions. The rest weren’t!

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

@Simulation Exactly. Though I question that percentage. Likely a bit higher.

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MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

Imagine if they just have a random number generator for the lucky numbers lmao

Simulation · 31-35New

@MartinTheFirst Funny related thing - I was reading an online article saying someone analyzed 1000 fortune cookies and found that if a person played the Powerball for 20 years with fortune cookie lucky numbers, they would make a net profit of $175. Lol

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@Simulation that's hilarious haha

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