Is seeing coyotes or javelinas at your house a good reason to be calling 911?

The last ones I saw looked like they were starving. I think uber eats would be a better call.

They are quite polite and enjoy the tea and crumpets.

you got firecrackers,

No it is not and if you live outside of town just use your rifle and take care of the wild pigs and leave the coyotes alone unless they start killing pets