They want to see my credentials. I'm not ready to show them.

I was sober.

I did 👀

Was that today?! 😱

I did in my mind

I was at church.

Because they won't going to hire me anyways. They thought I was after their job

But really all I wanted the job for is to steal their car and enter it in illegal Underground Street Racing outrun the cops and then return the car in the morning.

They get in the and get pulled over and nailed for all the racing

felt sleepy

I didn't feel like it

opened up the images feed and changed my mind

I don't need a job 🤨

Because I am an actual person and those are discriminated against, don't need people when you create automated accounts to produce the site content

I don't work for free

That wasn't me.. must have been the girl who stole my id to get a job

Andew already hired me

Because I am not looking for a job, duh!

Dont need the work.

And again, booted. There's a dress code?

Job interview? Here?? Lol, they'd never have me! 🤣🤣🤣

Im here. I'm ready. ☺

Diarrhea

I play the guitar not the Piano

1 day you may understand

Car had a deadbattery

😴😴😴

Being disabled I tend sleep a lot

The admins sent me the wrong date and time.