Xi Calls Biden.
Xi Rings.
Joe Biden picks up the phone: "Dad?"
Xi: you.............
Joe Biden: "I'm your Dad?"
Xi: "YOU FVCKING MORON!!! DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE??!!"
Joe Biden: " Of course man. I was Joe Montana back in 1749'ers"
XI: YOU JUST DESTROYED OUR OPERATION AND ONE OF OUR LARGEST FOREIGN MARKET BY BANNING TIKTOK!!!"
Joe Biden: "oh that? *Looks at his watch while it's ticking*
XI: " HELLO???????!!!!????!!!"
Joe Biden: " listen up, Jack. I had past one of the most largest pork in U.Sauce History. Did I do a good Job?"
Xi: why, yes. You giving billions to Ukraine and Isreal and what da **** DID I GET??? ZERO TO DEEP DIVE NEGATIVE!!!! YOU ****!!!!!!"
Joe Biden: " now listen. It's okay. It's only best for our interest when it comes to National Security"
Xi: "Oh really, Mr.10% Big Guy, and spoiling your crackhead son eh? No more Mr.Nice Dragon.
*hangs up the Phone*
Joe Biden: " Hello? Hello??"
Joe Hangs up and said: "Must be the Dry Cleaning busy."
Joe Biden picks up the phone: "Dad?"
Xi: you.............
Joe Biden: "I'm your Dad?"
Xi: "YOU FVCKING MORON!!! DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE??!!"
Joe Biden: " Of course man. I was Joe Montana back in 1749'ers"
XI: YOU JUST DESTROYED OUR OPERATION AND ONE OF OUR LARGEST FOREIGN MARKET BY BANNING TIKTOK!!!"
Joe Biden: "oh that? *Looks at his watch while it's ticking*
XI: " HELLO???????!!!!????!!!"
Joe Biden: " listen up, Jack. I had past one of the most largest pork in U.Sauce History. Did I do a good Job?"
Xi: why, yes. You giving billions to Ukraine and Isreal and what da **** DID I GET??? ZERO TO DEEP DIVE NEGATIVE!!!! YOU ****!!!!!!"
Joe Biden: " now listen. It's okay. It's only best for our interest when it comes to National Security"
Xi: "Oh really, Mr.10% Big Guy, and spoiling your crackhead son eh? No more Mr.Nice Dragon.
*hangs up the Phone*
Joe Biden: " Hello? Hello??"
Joe Hangs up and said: "Must be the Dry Cleaning busy."
31-35, M
