What's your favorite type of hypocrite?

I love the "consumerism is bad" type. They make their trashy memes, blame everyone for having likes and interests, then suggest, "Why would you waste money on those collectibles you like when you could buy these collectibles we deem acceptable?" or "You don't need clean water for your plumbing! It's much more environmentally friendly to tear out all the drywall, wood, and plumbing to replace them every few years!"