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some dude here bragging he finally got a gf,
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I wouldn't be so quick to get enraged: "[i]girlfriend[/i]" in this case may very well be a metaphor for "[i]random girl with an OnlyFans that he's just subscribed to[/i]"
our hero to save the day @Elessar
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
@Elessar lmao that’s probably exactly it!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I shouldn`t laugh but the way you`ve worded this is very funny. Yeah he`ll be pulling on the meat stick before summer at that rate. 🙄
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle Our @deathfairy is getting really good at these.
@Degbeme
I hope she makes one for meeeee.
I hope she makes one for meeeee.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@mindstruggle I`m sure she will. She made on about me this morning. 😅
pentacorn · F
talk about off to a super-shitty start 🙄 i hope she catches him. will he then post pics of his tears? lol
exactly!!!! what a way to start the relationship!!! def gets brownie points.
i could fix him ☠️😅🤮 @pentacorn
i could fix him ☠️😅🤮 @pentacorn
6 months? Nah! She better leave him asap! The hell.
i was being VERY GENEROUS 🤣 but ur right @mindstruggle
OnePatheticClown · 46-50, M
🤔 as someone already said, probably he means "gf" as in "random girl from nude site to whom I rubbed one off to"...yeah...sw...good lord...
NerdySoph · 26-30, F
Hmm, he needs soul cleansing by the devil himself
I was going to ask who, but I had a feeling I knew and I was right. I hate that kid.
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
@MsSwan gotta admit....he's trying...gotta feel sorry for somebody XD
@FreestyleArt Sometime's he's a dick though.
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
@MsSwan understandable.
NinaTina · 26-30, F
Whats really sad is its his sister
It’s probably his sister or pics from google
caccoon · 36-40
What a piece of shit
fr. that’s not how you treat someone you truly care about. you would be keeping those to yourself like the precious gifts that they are. @caccoon
caccoon · 36-40
@deathfairy men 👎🏼
they aren’t all hopeless… 🥺 but mostly yeah.. @caccoon
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Eww
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
That’s not his gf that’s some pic he downloaded off the Internet
DDonde · 31-35, M
I hate those kind of people.
my toxic trait says i can fix him. ✨😌 @DDonde
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
I didn’t see it but it’s likely not his girlfriend. I kinda wanna search the picture though 🤣
i can’t find it anymore. i think he removed it after he saw me say something. @iamonfire696
LordShadowfire · M
In my experience, there's two kinds of guys. Guys who, when they get a girlfriend, show everybody a glamor shot of her looking all hot, and guys who show you her titties.
I have no respect for the latter.
I have no respect for the latter.
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