I think my brain is slower than usual today
Tried unlocking my house door with my car keys, I didn't push the button just once, I repeatedly pressed it whilst calling it a little fucker....🤦♀️
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Mamapolo2016 · F
My daughter had a lousy day at work. That time of the month, unhappy customers, she painfully broke a nail...at last she closed up and walked to the car. The key wouldn't open the door. It had been stubborn but this time no joy. She lost it and kicked the car door.
At that point a tall man with a Jamaican accent stepped up and asked calmly, "Why are you kicking my car?"
She was at a car very like hers, but not hers.
My phone rang and she said, "It's official, Mom. I need anger management classes."
At that point a tall man with a Jamaican accent stepped up and asked calmly, "Why are you kicking my car?"
She was at a car very like hers, but not hers.
My phone rang and she said, "It's official, Mom. I need anger management classes."
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
Maybe just distracted!
I remember after my daughter was born I did a lot of stuff like that. I actually put milk in pantry and cereal in fridge. I also stuck my coffee under baby Brezza.
I do all sorts of “stupid” things still now. You’re not stupid, sometimes we are thinking of other shit or have a lot of stuff we are doing at once
Have a good thanksgiving ❤️@MarIion
I remember after my daughter was born I did a lot of stuff like that. I actually put milk in pantry and cereal in fridge. I also stuck my coffee under baby Brezza.
I do all sorts of “stupid” things still now. You’re not stupid, sometimes we are thinking of other shit or have a lot of stuff we are doing at once
Have a good thanksgiving ❤️@MarIion
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
