I live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact” about myself

I'd flash them my boobs to distract them

"So let's go around the room and say something interesting about ourselves"

Is that a fun fact about yourself?

I love that, I can say morbid shit like "I've nearly been murdered twice, what about you"

Can you share a deep dark sexual desire……

Share one. Show us your better side.

Same girl, same

Superfluous nipple?

psssh
make it up!

Fun fact…

I’m no fun

You probably have funner facts than the person asking to hear them.