I met my ex-girlfriend yesterday to hand over some letters that had been delivered to my address...

We had a really nice chat over a coffee and when the time came to leave I could see she was holding back a tear.
"Are you OK?" I asked.
She smiled and replied, "You just seem so much more mature John. If you'd been more like this I really think we could have still been together."
With that, she kissed me on the cheek and we said goodbye.
As I watched her leave I couldn't help thinking that I'd loved to have seen her face when she found the "I love anal " sticker that I'd stuck on the back of her coat.... :)