Any degree above 72 fahrenheit is a personal attack against me

If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.

Dear miss MaB,

After lengthy research, and considerable amounts of observation over the last year, we have determined that absolutely everything is perceived to be a personal attack against you.

Yours sincerely,

The Copper Collective

But it has to get hotter for swimming weather

I wish it was 30 year round

*increases atmosphere temp to 88 F*