WARNING! FISHING POX.

VERY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES! Symptoms -- Continual complaint as to a need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to wife and children. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent checking of tackle catalogues. Hanging out in sporting good stores longer than usual. Secret night phone calls to fishing buddies. Mumbles to self. Lies to everyone. NO KNOWN CURE! TREATMENT -- Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal. Victim should go fishing as often as possible.