In a zombie apocalypse, if a kiss could make those zombies humans again, would you do it?

just to be clear it's the classic romero zombies right? depends on how fecked up the body is. recently turned maybe, but that one zombie with one legs and half it's stomach opened up.... best not.

I don't think I could get past the dental hygiene thingy.....

It would be the worst thing to do making them remember the nasty things they did while they were infected. I wouldn't want to infict it. Nope.

No. I don't want my lips get sore from too much kissing.

That would depend on how fast it worked. I would hate to have one of them bite my lip off, that would really not be worth it.

... kissing a zombie doesn't bring em back.... or maybe im just being unfair to a very distant ex

No! I've been preparing my whole life to smash zombie heads. That's what I'm doing.

Na. They're always vomiting black blood and shreds of skin.

Seems like a good way to get your lips bitten off