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If one is wearing a fur coat and a bear finds you attractive and starts humping you, were you asking for it? Or is the bear just a reject?

Nanoose · 61-69, M Best Comment
Just because a person dresses fashionably in the woods doesn't give the bears the right to start humping. No means no even in bear language. Cheers!

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
The only reasonable question I've seen so far on SW.
NoClueGuru · 46-50, F
@assemblingaknob Ive only been here since yesterday and i agree. Lol
SW-User
[c=4C0073]leave my fur alone, it costs many carrots to have it groomed daily by servants[/c]
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
All bears want me for my body
NoClueGuru · 46-50, F
@JRVanguard It's the fur
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@NoClueGuru I am quite hairy
SW-User
A fur coat in the woods? You wanted it.
NoClueGuru · 46-50, F
@SW-User LOL!
Pfuzylogic · M
It depends if you sprayed yourself with bear spray. If you have bear spray on; you are asking for it!
NoClueGuru · 46-50, F
@Pfuzylogic it's like Axe body Spray for bears
Pfuzylogic · M
@NoClueGuru
Lots and lots of exciting pheromones. 😅
DrWatson · 70-79, M
The one in the fur coat may be imprudent, but the bear is still legally guilty!

He's probably looking at 5-10 years of zoo time.
NoClueGuru · 46-50, F
@DrWatson Yes. He needs to learn to control himself. Maybe he needs some depo shots to calm him down. Lol
lumberjackslam · 41-45, M
I guess it was his girlfriend or boyfriend

 
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