If one is wearing a fur coat and a bear finds you attractive and starts humping you, were you asking for it? Or is the bear just a reject?

Nanoose · 61-69, M Best Comment

Just because a person dresses fashionably in the woods doesn't give the bears the right to start humping. No means no even in bear language. Cheers!

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

The only reasonable question I've seen so far on SW.

NoClueGuru · 46-50, F

@assemblingaknob Ive only been here since yesterday and i agree. Lol

SW-User

leave my fur alone, it costs many carrots to have it groomed daily by servants

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

All bears want me for my body

NoClueGuru · 46-50, F

@JRVanguard It's the fur

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@NoClueGuru I am quite hairy

SW-User

A fur coat in the woods? You wanted it.

NoClueGuru · 46-50, F

@SW-User LOL!

Pfuzylogic · M

It depends if you sprayed yourself with bear spray. If you have bear spray on; you are asking for it!

NoClueGuru · 46-50, F

@Pfuzylogic it's like Axe body Spray for bears

Pfuzylogic · M

@NoClueGuru
Lots and lots of exciting pheromones. 😅

DrWatson · 70-79, M

The one in the fur coat may be imprudent, but the bear is still legally guilty!

He's probably looking at 5-10 years of zoo time.

NoClueGuru · 46-50, F

@DrWatson Yes. He needs to learn to control himself. Maybe he needs some depo shots to calm him down. Lol

pancakeslam · 41-45, M

I guess it was his girlfriend or boyfriend

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