* makes you some warm milk *

Funny reply :

How much yoghurt did you really add to the warm milk to make it explode ?

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!

*Thanks Maw, I'll just lay here and stare at the ceiling*

So glad I did not read this last night. It would have been stuck in my head. “What? Was that a rumble? Did the ground just shake? There’s a dog barking, I bet it’s a warning!”

very soothing in a super dystopian way...

I'll sleep even tighter because I won't wake up

Oh a happy ending :)

You have a weird sense of humour. 🤪