do you have a security system?

I do iam the guy it calls silently when I leave the door unlocked and extra papers in my driveway to bait intruders

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Elessar · 26-30, M

One that is trusted over millennia, fearless, infallible, doesn't require complicated programming, keeps working without electricity, loud enough to be heard at great distances, actively attacks and potentially harms the trespasser and even saved ancient Rome once

Nanori · F

@Elessar lmao ngl whenever someone asks me about the best breed of dog for guarding that's what I suggest.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@Nanori Seriously they guard much better than dogs. They're comparatively inexpensive (you can have many geese for the cost of a single dog), don't require training and will literally fight to death no matter what. These used to be dinosaurs, they haven't lost the character I guess 🤔

Nanori · F

@Elessar u can also practically feed them anything and they won't get sick and end up in vet with a 100000$ bill :|

Elessar · 26-30, M

@Nanori I'll feed them the trespassers so they become even more bloodthirsty 👿