do you have a security system?
I do iam the guy it calls silently when I leave the door unlocked and extra papers in my driveway to bait intruders
46-50, M
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Elessar · 26-30, M
One that is trusted over millennia, fearless, infallible, doesn't require complicated programming, keeps working without electricity, loud enough to be heard at great distances, actively attacks and potentially harms the trespasser and even saved ancient Rome once
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Elessar · 26-30, M
@Nanori Seriously they guard much better than dogs. They're comparatively inexpensive (you can have many geese for the cost of a single dog), don't require training and will literally fight to death no matter what. These used to be dinosaurs, they haven't lost the character I guess 🤔
Nebula · 41-45, F
Will you be my security system? You sound like a bonafide badass.
babieseatcrap · 46-50, M
@Nebula I am not I have a kyle Rittenhouse permit though
Nebula · 41-45, F
@babieseatcrap what's that
Nanori · F
A few hidden knives around my room :|
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
yep, in all shapes and calibers...
CRUNK · 36-40, M
Called a Glock. Quite simple really.
My husband worked as close protection security for most of his life in the States. I have him. I also live in a part of London where they'd not come near us because I probably taught most of the kids in the gangs that would rob.
Eh?
aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M
Yes. One is a 9mm and the other is a 45.